She says．．．

" Whatever you give a Woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and explands...whatever is given to her. So if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

this is so good, I had to post it..